Fans across the world woke up in anticipation for the 1000th Formula 1 race, and they all had the same reaction.
“Well that was shit” said every single Formula 1 fan.
“Glad I woke up for that!” said no one.
“Merde!” said one French fan, “Tres merde!”
Formula 1 officials were left scratching their heads after yet another predictable, drama-less race that saw Lewis Hamilton and Valtteri Bottas finish 1-2 for Mercedes for the 1,000th time ina row.
“I didn’t mind it, but maybe it was just me” said Lewis Hamilton.
“No, you’re all right, that was sh*t” said Valtteri Bottas.
“I agree with Valtteri, that was f**king sh*t” Charles Leclerc told us.
“I didn’t see much of it” said Daniil Kvyat, “I had my hands full crashing”
However, Formula 1 officials were quick to move on, turning their focus to round 4 in Baku.
“Who’s excited for #Race1001?” Formula 1 tweeted.